[ Ab5 ]                  [ G5 ]                [ C5 ]
This is a song that I wrote you for your birthday
[ Ab5 ]                  [ G5 ]                [ C5 ]
Because I couldn't be bothered to buy you anything
[ Ab5 ]                      [ G5 ]
And I know that you might think that
             [ C5 ]               [ G5 ]
Writing this song required more effort
           [ Ab5 ]    [ G5 ]        [ C5 ]
Than going out and buying you something

(still C5 )
But I can promise that it didn't
[ Ab5 ]         [ G5 ]                   [ C5 ]
I'm not even going to include your name in this song
[ Ab5 ]                  [ G5 ]           [ C5 ]
Because that way I can use it on somebody else
[ Ab5 ]                 [ G5 ]             [ C5 ]          [ G5 ]
And if you listen closely then you might be able to tell
       [ Ab5 ]          [ G5 ]          [ C5 ]
That I only bothered using three chords
                                       [ G5 ]
I guess that just shows you how much I care

[ Ab5 ]  [ G5 ]      [ C5 ]        [ G5 ]
Happy birthday insert name here
[ Ab5 ]               [ G5 ]            [ C5 ]
Congratulations on living another year
[ Ab5 ] [ G5 ]      [ C5 ]          [ G5 ]
Only joking I did get you something
    [ Ab5 ] [ G5 ]   [ C5 ]
And it's right here