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Em (022000@1)                        CSitting (x32010@1)in the living room, staring at the decorations
D (xx0232@1)                      CFeels (x32010@1)so out of place in this house
Em (022000@1)                       CSucking (x32010@1)on a toffee apple, munching on some pumpkin pie
D (xx0232@1)                      CSeems (x32010@1)so out of place in his mouth
Em (022000@1)                 C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)Such incongruous cuisine, he eats a tangerine to clean his palate
Em (022000@1)                         C (x32010@1)                      DSomeone (xx0232@1)get that man a mince pie, before he starts to cry
                     CDing (x32010@1)dong merrily on high

C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
D (xx0232@1)      COh, (x32010@1)woah oh
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?

Em (022000@1)         
Trick or treaters come a-knocking
C (x32010@1)                            D (xx0232@1)                  CAt (x32010@1)Saint Nicholas' door, but he ain't got no candy for them
Em (022000@1)                             CTrick (x32010@1)or treaters getting angry, throwing eggs at Santa's door
       D (xx0232@1)                                CBut (x32010@1)he tells them they'll be sorry come December 24 
Em (022000@1)                                CThis (x32010@1)holiday, it makes no sense, no Gold no Myrrh no Frankincense
D (xx0232@1)                          CBaby (x32010@1)Jesus would be taking offence
Em (022000@1)                     C (x32010@1)                  DSanta's (xx0232@1)slouching by the fire in his jovial attire
                                                   CHe (x32010@1)collapses to his knees, won't somebody help him - please?

C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
D (xx0232@1)      COh, (x32010@1)woah oh
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          GWhat (320003@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
D (xx0232@1)      COh, (x32010@1)woah oh
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?

C (x32010@1)                             DAnd (xx0232@1)he lights a Jack-o-lantern, and he throws it in the road
        G (320003@1)                               C (x32010@1)And the kids all start a-screaming as the lantern does explode
        C (x32010@1)                               DBut (xx0232@1)the parents of those kiddies hold old Santa to the ground
          G (320003@1)                               C (x32010@1)  
Now Saint Nick is quite surrounded and Halloween is safe and sound

C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          GOh, (320003@1)what does Santa Claus do for Halloween?
D (xx0232@1)      COh, (x32010@1)woah oh
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          EmWhat (022000@1)does Santa Claus do for Halloween?