D5 
I came down from the mountain with Moses by my side 
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He had twenty-eight commandments, not one I hadn't tried 
   G5  
He shook his head and smashed eighteen, I asked him what he'd done 
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He said he'd be surprised if they remembered only one 
 
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            G5                  D5 
Because the heart of your good neighbor 
       D5               A5 
Always seems extremely real 
             D5        G5     D5 
But when you put them all together 
         D5    A5           D5 
It don't seem like no big deal 
 
I saw old Jack Kennedy just raking up some leaves 

I asked him which man's theory was the one I should believe 

Why the hell's a man like him workin in his yard  

He said I'm glad they shot me cause that job was just too damned hard 
 
Chorus 
 
They hired the finest waiters, they had checkered table cloths 

Someone took a Polaroid so the moment wasn't lost 

And all that you could eat on a Chinese food buffet 

But when Jesus read his cookie, it said stay home today 
 
Chorus