Capo 4

G  Cadd9  G  Cadd9

G (320003@1)           Cadd9Well, (x32030@1)I wish I had my picture
G (320003@1)                    Cadd9On (x32030@1)the Rolling Stone today
G (320003@1)                   Cadd9And (x32030@1)I wish that the Enquirer
      G (320003@1)                        Cadd9Would (x32030@1)spread a roumor that I was gay
G (320003@1)                    Cadd9Well (x32030@1)I wish I had some buddies
G (320003@1)                  Cadd9Some (x32030@1)movie stars and such
G (320003@1)                        Cadd9'Cause (x32030@1)I probably wouldn't worry about
G (320003@1)                    Cadd9About (x32030@1)the two of us as much

Chorus: 
C (x32010@1)                  DAnd (xx0232@1)I'd spend all my money
G (320003@1)  G/f#        EmOn (022000@1)caviar and cocaine
C (x32010@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)I would not remember
        C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)   GHow (320003@1)you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model
So skinny and so wild
And a waitress in Nevada
She says she's carryin' my child
I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard
my hair blowin' in the wind
And I'd stop at fancy restaurants
And they'd finally let me in

Chorus

Yeah, I wish I had my picture
With the Rolling Stones today
And I wish the Enquirer
Spread a rumor that I was gay
I wish I knew a movie star
Someone like Charlie Sheen
'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaetlin
Well, I guess he'd hang out with me

Chorus 2:
And I'd spell all my money 
On caviar and Rogaine
And I would not remember
How you broke
My heart today