A
e | ----5------------------- | 
B | ----5------------------- | 
G | ----5--1---------------- | 
D | ----5----2-------------- | 
A | ----5----2-------------- | 
E | ----5------------------- | 

  B
e | ----7------------------- | 
B | ----7------------------- | 
G | ----7--1---------------- | 
D | ----7----2-------------- | 
A | ----7----2-------------- | 
E | ----7------------------- | 

  G
e | ----3------------------- | 
B | ----3------------------- | 
G | ----3--1---------------- | 
D | ----3----2-------------- | 
A | ----3----2-------------- | 
E | ----3------------------- | 

Intro:
A , B , G , A
A , B , G , A

A    B         G       A
Baby boy, it's you not me
        A           B     
but the apple don't fall
G            A
far from the tree
             G    D
and you're a (b9)to-5, and
A              G    D A
nobody gives a (b9)to-5 shit

              G      D       A
But if you're alone, Call me up
                  G      D       A
Oh, and if you're alone, call me up
                 G                  A
oh and if you're alone, pick up the phone
               A , B , G , A              A , B , G , A
and call me up       and call me up
A      B         G       A
little love, you pay the check
      A        B         G     A
and I turn you down like you'd expect
       G    D
you're (b9)to-5, and
A              G    D A
nobody gives a (b9)to-5 shit
              G      D       A
But if you're alone, call me up
              G      D       A
and if you're alone, call me up
                 G                       A
oh and if you're alone, yeah pick up the phone
               G      D       A
yeah if you're alone, call me up
                 G      D       A
oh and if you're alone, call me up
                 G                      A
oh and if you're alone yeah pick up the phone and call me..

B
Maybe one day you will be
A
oh so lucky to have me
G                       F#
but do not overestimate yourself
B
maybe one day I will see
A
you're the only dude for me
G                       F#
but do not overestimate yourself

                G     D  A
if you're alone, call me up
                 G     D       A
oh and if you're alone call me up
                 G                      A
oh and if you're alone,yeah pick up the phone
               G     D       A
yeah if you're alone call me up
                 G     D       A
oh and if you're alone call me up 
                 G                       A
oh and if you're alone, yeah pick up the phone
              G      D       A
and if you're alone, call me up
                 G      D       A
oh and if you're alone, call me up
                 G                       A                 D
oh and if you're alone, yeah pick up the phone and call me up

Outro
A , B , G , A