...SNOOKER LOOPY... by Chas & Dave -------------------............... *Released 1986* Intro: G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)Chorus 1: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Me and him and them and me. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)We'll show you what we can do, D7 (xx0212@1) GWith (320003@1)a load of balls and a snooker cue. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Pot the reds then, skrew back, D7 (xx0212@1) GFor (320003@1)the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 1: GNow (320003@1)ol' Milo, as we all know's, D7 (xx0212@1) GGot (320003@1)loadsa dappa suits. London bred and he keeps his head, D7 (xx0212@1) G'Though (320003@1)he's got Italian roots. AE-motional, (x02220@1)but he keeps his cool, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)'Till he reaches the finals. BmAnd (x24432@1)whether he wins, or whether he don't, F# (244322@1) Bm (x24432@1)D"I (xx0232@1)always bite me eye-balls". Verse 2: GNow (320003@1)our friend Den; hours he spent, D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Down the snooker hall. On the old green baiz, his mates seem amazed, D7 (xx0212@1) GAt (320003@1)his skills with a snooker ball. AAnd (x02220@1)them long shots, he never ever got, E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)Why? the old mind boggles. BmBut (x24432@1)nowadays, he pots the lot; F# (244322@1) Bm (x24432@1)D (xx0232@1)"Cos I wear these gog-gles". Chorus 2: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Me and him and them and me. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)We'll show you what we can do, D7 (xx0212@1) GWith (320003@1)a load of balls and a snooker cue. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Pot the reds then, skrew back, D7 (xx0212@1) GFor (320003@1)the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 3: GNow (320003@1)Terry the taff, was born in a gaff, D7 (xx0212@1) GIn (320003@1)the valleys of the land of song. And as the reds, he puts to bed, D7 (xx0212@1) GHe (320003@1)likes to sing a-long. AAnd (x02220@1)if I win, he says with a grin; E (022100@1) A"It (x02220@1)can only help me can't it?" BmI'll (x24432@1)celebrate; I'll buy another eight, F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1)D"Hair-brushes, (xx0232@1)for me bar-net". Verse 4: GNow (320003@1)old Willy Thorne; his hair's all gone, D7 (xx0212@1) GAnd (320003@1)his mates all take the rise. His opponent said; "cover up his head, D7 (xx0212@1) G'Cos (320003@1)it's shining in my eyes". AWhen (x02220@1)the light shines down, on his bare crown, E (022100@1) AIt's (x02220@1)a cert, he's gonna walk it, BmIt's (x24432@1)just not fair giving off that glare; F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1) D"Per-haps (xx0232@1)I ought to chalk it". Chorus 3: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Me and him and them and me. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)We'll show you what we can do, D7 (xx0212@1) GWith (320003@1)a load of balls and a snooker cue. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Pot the reds then, skrew back, D7 (xx0212@1) GFor (320003@1)the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Verse 5: GNow (320003@1)Steve last year, come very near, D7 (xx0212@1) GTo (320003@1)winning the snooker crown. But he never got to put it on his ginger nut, D7 (xx0212@1) G'Cos (320003@1)the black ball wouldn't go down. AHis (x02220@1)manager of all, said; "Sod that ball", E (022100@1) ABut (x02220@1)it helped him make his mind up. BmNow (x24432@1)he don't care who wins this year; F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1) D"'Cos (xx0232@1)he's got the rest of us signed up". Chorus 4: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Me and him and them and me. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)We'll show you what we can do, D7 (xx0212@1) GWith (320003@1)a load of balls and a snooker cue. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Pot the reds then, skrew back, D7 (xx0212@1) GFor (320003@1)the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Chorus 5: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Me and him and them and me. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)We'll show you what we can do, D7 (xx0212@1) GWith (320003@1)a load of balls and a snooker cue. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1)Pot the reds then, skrew back, D7 (xx0212@1) GFor (320003@1)the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Coda: G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D7 (xx0212@1) G (320003@1)Snooker Loopy, nuts are we; we're all snooker, loo-py. Outro: G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) D7 (xx0212@1) EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 x32010 xx0232 xx0212 A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) Bm (x24432@1) F#m (244222@1) EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE x02220 022100 x24432 244222 Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)
