UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER  ( D G A ) 
 
    D                      G 
1.  HE WAS BORN IN SANTA S STABLE 
         A                              D 
     HIS WIFE S NAME S BETTY LOU THELMA DOE 
                                         G 
     HE S NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHERE HE S PULLIN  
            A                        D  
      CAUSE SANTA TELLS HIM WHERE TO GO 
 

                 D                            G 
CHORUS:      AND IT S UP AGAINST THE STALL REDNOSE REINDEER 
        A                                     D 
      REINDEER WHO HAS PULLED THE SLEIGH SO WELL 
                                             G       
      HE S THIRTY-FOUR AND PULLIN  SLEIGHS AROUND THE WORLD 
             A                                  D 
      JUST TIPPIN  EGGNOG GLASSES AND CHASIN  ELVES 
 
 
2.  SURE DOES LIKE HIS NORTH STAR BEER 
    LIKES TO CHASE IT DOWN WITH THAT WILD PENGUIN 
LIQUOR 
    PULLS A FIFTY-SEVEN GMC PICKUP SLEIGH 
    GOT A BIG RACK, DEER HUNTERS NEED LOVE TOO STICKER 
 
CHORUS 
 
    R   IS FOR THE REDNESS OD HIS RED, RED NOSE 
    E   IS FOR THE ELVES WHO BUILD THE TOYS 
    I    IS FOR ICE 
    N   IS FOR NORTH POLE 
    D   IS FOR DONTER 
    DOUBLE E  IS FOR EXTRA ELVES 
    AND  R  IS FOR  --  RED NOSE! 
 
CHORUS (AS MANY TIMES AS REQUIRED TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE 
SICK OF SINGING)