Parody of "How Do You Like Me Now" by Toby Keith (Toby Keith/Chuck Cannon) Tokeco Tunes/Wacissa River Music (admin. by MRBI) (BMI) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) G(arpeggio) Yeah I was always the lazy one, G(arpeggio) A Southern Californian, F (133211@1) CBut (x32010@1)I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. G(arpeggio) So this summer just for fun G(arpeggio) Hopped in my DeLorean F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)headed for my uncle's farm for a short time. Dm (xx0231@1) Em (022000@1) F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'. C (x32010@1) FI (133211@1)misunderstood him somehow. Dm (xx0231@1) Em (022000@1) F (133211@1) GSo (320003@1)far there's nothin' but chores here to mention. C (x32010@1) FI (133211@1)didn't mind feedin the sows. F (133211@1) GBut (320003@1)HOW DO YOU MILK A COW? CHow (x32010@1)do you milk a cow? FI (133211@1)wasn't in FFA. GThis (320003@1)cow must think i'm crazy CUp (x32010@1)under it this way. F (133211@1) CI'm (x32010@1)sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out. G (320003@1)Oh E I E I O, C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F (play twice) How do you milk a cow? G(arpeggio) Yeah I love it here in Tennesse, G(arpeggio) But these farmers all make fun of me. F (133211@1) CCan't (x32010@1)haul much hay in a tiny sports car. G(arpeggio) So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, G(arpeggio) Learned to spotlight deer at night, F (133211@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art. Dm (xx0231@1) EmOne (022000@1)thing's for sure, F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)hate shovelin' manure, C (x32010@1) FIt (133211@1)gets all over my overalls. Dm (xx0231@1) EmThem (022000@1)horses need shoein' F (133211@1) GI (320003@1)hear Bessie mooin'. C (x32010@1) FSo (133211@1)I thought maybe I'd ask you all. F (133211@1) GHOW (320003@1)DO YOU MILK A COW? CHow (x32010@1)do you milk a cow? FI (133211@1)think it's safe to say G (320003@1) CA (x32010@1)man could get arrested for this stuff in LA F (133211@1) CThis (x32010@1)heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out. GOh (320003@1)E I E I O, C (x32010@1)Tell me how do you milk a cow. (solo) (Spoken) This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster. I hope I don't get mad cow diease. CHow (x32010@1)do you milk a cow? FI (133211@1)no longer care. G (320003@1) CI'm (x32010@1)gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air. FI'm (133211@1)headin' back to Cali CAnd (x32010@1)I'm turnin' in my plow. GOh (320003@1)E I E I O. C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F (fade) How do you milk a cow?