Cledus T. Judd: Rewrites, sings, and records parodies of other Country music artists.


IF Shania Was Mine

AIf (x02220@1)Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me
E (022100@1)                                                                                     ACouldn't (x02220@1)hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly

But on our first date we could have a good time
E (022100@1)                       AIf (x02220@1)I got her on the Moonshine
AIf (x02220@1)Shania was mine say it fit just right
                    E (022100@1)                       AThough (x02220@1)my polyester suit was just a little too tight

And there's no way I'd have bad hair day
E (022100@1)                  ACause (x02220@1)I'd buy a new tupi
D (xx0232@1)                        AThough (x02220@1)I'd love to seduce her
                DBut (xx0232@1)she married her producer
                EAnd (022100@1)all I do is pray

Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday

Chorus:
                           D (xx0232@1)                                    AIf (x02220@1)Shania was mine I think I'd lose my mind
                       E (022100@1)                                                               
                     AIf (x02220@1)she only teased me, squeezed me, pleased me one good time
                              D (xx0232@1)                                       EAnd (022100@1)if she only knew, all the things I'd Do
                                         GI'd (320003@1)be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatter pealing
D (xx0232@1)                         EHouse (022100@1)cleaning kind
AIf (x02220@1)Shania was mine
AWell (x02220@1)if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree
E (022100@1)                                                                            ACan't (x02220@1)no one cook road kill better than me

And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back
E (022100@1)                                             AShe'd (x02220@1)say, mmm, I like it like that
                                                                                         
 DAnd (xx0232@1)all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under
                                    EAnd (022100@1)know all I do is wine

Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine

(Repeat Chorus)
AIf (x02220@1)Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania
  EIf (022100@1)Shania was mine


Submitted By: Shane Littrell