It pains me to see so few people playing Clem Snide tunes, so I thought it might help if 
I made some chord charts for songs. Hope you enjoy.


Intro C G (Eef uses many hammer-ons on the D and A string, its easiest to listen because 
they change throughout the song)

         C                                            G
When it finally collapsed all you heard was the radio static
         C                                        G
And the fluttering sound of a bird that was trapped in the attic

      Am                    C                 G
But you couldn't be sure that it wasn't just all in your head
      D7                                    G
As you carefully swept all the broken glass out of your bed


        C                                    G
When it finally collapsed all the actors were hotly protested
        C                                    G
But the people they had to portray, were a little depressing

      Am                 C                       G
So a grass roots initiative based upon sharing and trust
      D7                                G
Went into production to harness the power of dust

(Under solo, same as verses)
C G
C G
Am C G
D7 G

        C                                    G
When it finally collapsed as it had been since way before when
      C                                   G
The pedophiles did their rendition of You ve Got A Friend
      Am            C                        G
And everyone had to admit that it wasn't half bad
      D7                                         G
But they still felt uneasy fearing they'd be dismissed as a fad


        C                                        G
When it finally collapsed giant billboards made people aware
      C                                    G
Of the idea that we are comprised of just water and air
      Am                  C                  G
And a vandal had written that Jesus knows just how you feel
            D7                      G
When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel
            D7                      G
When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel

Outro
G