It pains me to see so few people playing Clem Snide tunes, so I thought it might help if 
I made some chord charts for songs. Hope you enjoy.


Intro C5 G5 (Eef uses many hammer-ons on the D and A string, its easiest to listen because 
they change throughout the song)

         C5                                            G5
When it finally collapsed all you heard was the radio static
         C5                                        G5
And the fluttering sound of a bird that was trapped in the attic

      A5                    C5                 G5
But you couldn't be sure that it wasn't just all in your head
      D5                                    G5
As you carefully swept all the broken glass out of your bed


        C5                                    G5
When it finally collapsed all the actors were hotly protested
        C5                                    G5
But the people they had to portray, were a little depressing

      A5                 C5                       G5
So a grass roots initiative based upon sharing and trust
      D5                                G5
Went into production to harness the power of dust

(Under solo, same as verses)
C5 G5
C5 G5
A5 C5 G5
D5 G5

        C5                                    G5
When it finally collapsed as it had been since way before when
      C5                                   G5
The pedophiles did their rendition of You ve Got A Friend
      A5            C5                        G5
And everyone had to admit that it wasn't half bad
      D5                                         G5
But they still felt uneasy fearing they'd be dismissed as a fad


        C5                                        G5
When it finally collapsed giant billboards made people aware
      C5                                    G5
Of the idea that we are comprised of just water and air
      A5                  C5                  G5
And a vandal had written that Jesus knows just how you feel
            D5                      G5
When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel
            D5                      G5
When you're falling asleep, asleep at the wheel

Outro
G5