** Intro **

D (with little melodic noodling)

** Chorus **

         D                A              Bm           G
I'm the only gay Eskimo,       I'm the only one I know,

         D             A      Bm          G
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

** Verse 1 **

  D                           A
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka (Tarqa?)

        Bm                     G
But all I wanna do is to get into his parka  (add 2nd line of Chorus)

** Verse 2 **

     D                                        A
Well me and Ukflukchukbuk (Uqfluqchuqbuq?) we both like blubber 
 
    Bm                      G
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber  (add 2nd line of Chorus)

** Verse 3 **

D                  A
I make a wish on the northern lights

     Bm                            G
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
 
         D             A      Bm              G
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe   (And the seals they sing now)
                    
** Bridge **

D                A              Bm           G
                  
      Bm                         G
These cold winter nights    are taking their toll
                   
  Em                          A                     A7
I even get exited when I see the North Pole       See the North Pole ...

** Coda **

      D             A
I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)

       Bm           G
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)

   D           A                 Bm
I'm the only gay Eskimo ... in my tribe