** Intro **

D5 (with little melodic noodling)

** Chorus **

         D5                A5              B5           G5
I'm the only gay Eskimo,       I'm the only one I know,

         D5             A5      B5          G5
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

** Verse 1 **

  D5                           A5
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka (Tarqa?)

        B5                     G5
But all I wanna do is to get into his parka  (add 2nd line of Chorus)

** Verse 2 **

     D5                                        A5
Well me and Ukflukchukbuk (Uqfluqchuqbuq?) we both like blubber 
 
    B5                      G5
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber  (add 2nd line of Chorus)

** Verse 3 **

D5                  A5
I make a wish on the northern lights

     B5                            G5
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
 
         D5             A5      B5              G5
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe   (And the seals they sing now)
                    
** Bridge **

D5                A5              B5           G5
                  
      B5                         G5
These cold winter nights    are taking their toll
                   
  E5                          A5                     A5
I even get exited when I see the North Pole       See the North Pole ...

** Coda **

      D5             A5
I'm the only gay Eskimo (only gay Eskimo)

       B5           G5
I'm the only one I know (I'm the only one I know)

   D5           A5                 B5
I'm the only gay Eskimo ... in my tribe