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 D5 
Im the only gay eskimo
 A5  
I'm the only one i know
B5 
I'm the only gay eskimo
G5
In my tribe

D5                           A5
I go seal hunting with my Bestfriend Tarka
B5                  G5
But all i wana do is get into his parka

D5                   A5
I'm the only gay eskimo
G5
In my tribe

D5
Weeell me and Muk Fluk Chuk Buk
A5
We both like blubber
B5
But me i go this crazy fetish 
G5
for rubber

D5                   A5
I'm the only gay eskimo
G5
In my tribe

D5
I make a wish on the northern lights
A5
That i could find a decent pair of
G5
Whaleskin tights

D5                   A5
I'm the only gay eskimo
G5
In my tribe

G5
And the seals they sing now

(seal noises)

E5

These cold winter nights 
C5
Are taking their toll
G5
I even get excited when i see the north pole

D5                   A5
I'm the only gay eskimo
G5
In my tribe