G   D    C9  G x2 
 
G               D               C9     G 
I've got a fast car, I've got a big house 
       Em            C         D/A   D 
But my friends won't return my calls 
G          D          C9          G 
I've got a good wife, and I've got a girlfriend 
Em          C                D      G 
But now I'm staring at these hotel walls 
G  D C9  G 
Mmmm mmm mmmm 
 
I'm good at driving and mathematics 

Got my money making money all day 

I cheat the tax man, and my girlfriend 

I tell ya brother cheatin' just don't pay 

Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm 
 

Em                C 
I was a good kid, with good intensions 
G                        D 
Did everything that they said I should 
C                Em 
The road to hell knows me well 
C                  D 
Now I'm finding it ain't no damn good 
G  D  C9  G 
Mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm 
G  D  C9  G 
Mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm  
 
She sold my fast car and took my big house 
Married my best friend, man she got it all 
As for my girlfriend well she up and left me 
Safe and sound behind these hotel walls 
Mmmmm mmm mmm mmmm 
 
Chorus 
 
I'm drinking cold beer with pretty women 
Seems I've got a better lease on life 
Woke up this morning lying next toooooo, 
the younger sister of my ex-wife 
Mmmmmm mmmmm mmm mmm mmmm