G5   D5    C5  G5 x2 
 
G5               D5               C5     G5 
I've got a fast car, I've got a big house 
       E5            C5         D5   D5 
But my friends won't return my calls 
G5          D5          C5          G5 
I've got a good wife, and I've got a girlfriend 
E5          C5                D5      G5 
But now I'm staring at these hotel walls 
G5  D5 C5  G5 
Mmmm mmm mmmm 
 
I'm good at driving and mathematics 

Got my money making money all day 

I cheat the tax man, and my girlfriend 

I tell ya brother cheatin' just don't pay 

Mmmm mmm mmm mmmm 
 

E5                C5 
I was a good kid, with good intensions 
G5                        D5 
Did everything that they said I should 
C5                E5 
The road to hell knows me well 
C5                  D5 
Now I'm finding it ain't no damn good 
G5  D5  C5  G5 
Mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm 
G5  D5  C5  G5 
Mmmm mmm mmmm mmmm  
 
She sold my fast car and took my big house 
Married my best friend, man she got it all 
As for my girlfriend well she up and left me 
Safe and sound behind these hotel walls 
Mmmmm mmm mmm mmmm 
 
Chorus 
 
I'm drinking cold beer with pretty women 
Seems I've got a better lease on life 
Woke up this morning lying next toooooo, 
the younger sister of my ex-wife 
Mmmmmm mmmmm mmm mmm mmmm