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I'd have to be crazy  to stop all my singin' 
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And never play my music again. 
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You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a tophat 
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And ran out to flag down the wind. 
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I'd have to be wierd to grow me a beard 
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Just to see what the rednecks would do. 
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But I'd have to be crazy  plum out of my mind 
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To fall out of love with you. 
 
I know I've done wierd things  told people I hear'd 

things 

When silence was all that abounds 

Been days when it pleased me  to be on my knees 

Followin' ants as they crawed across the ground. 

I've been insane on a train  but I'm still me again 

And the place where I hold you is true 

So I know I'm alright  'cause I'd have to be crazy 

To fall out of love with you. 
 
Bridge: 
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You know  I don't intend to 
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     But should there come a day 
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     When I say I don't love you 
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     You can lock me away. 
 
I'd have to be dingie  to live in an envelope 
Waiting alone for a stamp 
And you'd swear I was loco  to rub for a genie 
While burnin' my hand on a lamp 
And I may not be normal  but nobody is 
And I'd like to say 'fore I'm through 
That I'd have to be crazy  plum out of my mind 
To fall out of love with you. 
 
I'd have to be crazy  plum out of my mind 
To fall out of love with you.