F5 A5 Will you accept E5 A#5 A collect call from Robert Plant? F5 A5 A#5 We picked him up on Vine F5 A5 On a bus bench E5 Singing that song A#5 He cannot stop F5 A5 A#5 This is not the first time F5 A5 He was so cute (Yeah, yeah) E5 A#5 Johnnie punk rock, so cynical F5 A5 A#5 You would've jumped him too (Now the song remains) C5 A#5 Why are the burnes always toasted? Why are the stoners always stoned? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the Zeplin song F5 A5 I got a job E5 A#5 Minimum wage and a table dance F5 A5 He drinks my beer A#5 And plays guitar F5 A5 He's on my bed E5 A#5 Wasted every night when I come home F5 A5 A#5 Playing the same old lyric again And again And again C5 A#5 Sometimes I gotta say "shut up!" Sometimes I gotta say "so what?" I don't think that it's so punk What's with the Zeplin song? C5 A#5 Sometimes I gotta ride Sometimes I gotta hide Sometimes let's rewind??? I gotta throw the trash out D#5 A#5 He's found a stairway to Hell, yeah That is him Playing the same old Zeplin song again And again And again And again And again F5 A5 I'm a guitar E5 A#5 A Les Paul single kind of way F5 A5 A#5 Please don't play that song on me Again F5 A5 I'll explode E5 I'll break all my strings A#5 And start playin' shit F5 A5 A#5 Like the Sex Pistols or anything Son House or the blues C5 A#5 Why does it rain on my parade? Why does the song remain the same? I can't remember my own name I work for minimum wage C5 A#5 Oh, go tell it to Jimmy Page At the crossroad the deal he made Cuz that song ain't going away Oh God, the Zeplin song Oh no, the Zeplin song Here comes the Zeplin song Oh God, the Zeplin song Shut up!
