(capo on third fret) Intro: D5 G5 D5 G5 A5 A5 D5 A5 D5 G5 G5 A5 What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy D5 A5 D5 G5 G5 A5 There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy F5 Bb5 C5 I've had my lungs checked out with X-rays F5 Bb5 C5 D5 Bb5 I've smelled the hospital hallways ( Sorry. Not really sure if this is what you call this chord. Basically play a Bb5 , but play the C5 note on the second string, not the D5 note ) SHORT Chorus: D5 G5 D5 A5 Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline D5 G5 D5 A5 G5 A5 Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime D5 A5 D5 G5 G5 A5 Times when the day seems like a play by Sartre D5 A5 D5 G5 G5 A5 When it seems a book burnings in perfect order F5 Bb5 C5 I gave the doctor my description F5 Bb5 C5 D5 Bb5 I've tried to stick to my prescription LONG Chorus: D5 G5 D5 A5 Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline D5 G5 D5 A5 Someday I'll wear pajamas in the daytime G5 D5 Oh, oh, oh, oh (or something to that effect) A5 D5 G5 Afternoons will be measured out B5 G5 Measured out and measured with A5 D5 G5 G5 A5 Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot (The remaining verse and Chorus repeat the same chord progression) Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback I could change the test results that I would get back I've watched a summer evening pass by I've heard the rattle in my bronchi REPEAT LONG Chorus