{Intro - 4/4 time, 4 distinct beats per chord except for C5 C5 
   and 
{ Dm-C5 }
, which are each 4 beats total} 
 

    Bb5 C5 F5 C5 Bb5 C5 C5 F5 Bb5 F5 { D5 C5 } 
 
     
  {Vocal Intro} 
    F5            Bb5                      F5         D5 
    Running into you like this without a warning 
    C5       Bb5                     C5            F5 
    is like catching a sniff of te quila in the morning. 
    D5                 Bb5 
    But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down. 
    F5                               D5 
    That's quite an aftertaste that you've left now that 
    G5           C5       Bb5  C5  C5 
    you're not a round. 
 
 {Verses} 
    F5                          Bb5                 F5           D5  C5 
    You can just pretend we're not in the         same room. 

    I'll buy a fast car and    drive it fast      from here. 

    Well, you can bet that     I'll forget how it was then, 
 

    Bb5                        C5            F5 
    Well alright I'll just    mosey to the bathroom. 

    There's a beach I haven't seen since   last year. 

    all the drives to your    farm for the weekend. 
 

    D5                   Bb5    
    You flew by like a   summer vacation 

    It's far, but I like night drives 

    But I've seen the    swimsuit magazines 
 

    F5                    D5                G5     C5 
    and you left me with TV movies and a   messy  kitchen 

    it just makes it     nicer when I      do ar  rive. 

    and I've smelled te  quila first thing in the morning. 
 
 {Chorus} 
 

    Bb5      C5          F5      
    I think I'll disap pear now, slip out sideways. 
    Bb5         C5             A5             D5   
    Just for a while, but un til then, I'll stay in and sleep late.  Ex - 
    Bb5 
    cuse me. 
 
 {Extended Chorus (play 2nd and 3d times through)} 
 

    C5   C5  G5                  C5         
              Aren't you going to miss me?   
    G5                  F5            D5       B5          F5   B5 
    Aren't you going to even say one thing to me anymore.