Tom :F5 F5 C5 F5 C5 Tarzan wasn't a ladies man F5 C5 F5 C5 A5 He'd just come along and swoop 'em up under his arm like G5 that A5 G5 D5 G5 Quick as a cat in the jungle F5 C5 F5 C5 But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent F5 C5 F5 C5 A5 G5 He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape A5 G5 D5 G5 Dumb as an ape doing nothing {c:Chorus} F5 G5 C5 F5 Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon G5 rundy C5 F5 C5 F5 And sometimes I despair the world will never see another G5 man like him F5 C5 F5 C5 Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job F5 C5 Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the A5 G5 United States A5 G5 D5 G5 He had the strength but he would not F5 C5 F5 C5 Folks said his family were all dead F5 C5 F5 C5 A5 Their planet crumbled but Superman he forced himself to carry G5 on A5 G5 D5 G5 Forget Krypton and keep going {c:Chorus} A5 G5 A5 G5 F5 C5 Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes G5 A5 G5 A5 G5 F5 C5 F5 But he could hardly string together four words: " I C5 G5 Tarzan, you Jane" F5 C5 F5 C5 Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes F5 C5 F5 C5 A5 I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on G5 man A5 G5 D5 G5 Join Tarzan in the forest F5 C5 F5 C5 F5 C5 But he stayed in the city and kept changing clothes in F5 C5 dirty old phonebooths A5 G5 A5 G5 D5 G5 Til his work was through and nothing to do but go on home {c:Chorus}