Intro:  G5  D5  G5   C5  G5  D5  G5   D5

    G5                     D5
is 10 oclock in the morning
    G5              C5
Too early to drink beer
       G5      D5         G5    D5
I dont know and I dont care
        G5                 D5
When a girl walks by in a two-piece
     G5              C5
Is it impolite to stare
      G5    D5            G5
I dont know and I dont care

Chorus:
         C5
I dont know what beach this is
         G5
I dont know what day this is
         C5
I dont know if I packed enough clothes to wear
D5        G5        D5  G5  C5  G5  D5  G5  D5
And I dont care

   G5
Hey man do you think those are real
          D5
or do you think they are fake
         G5             C5
You mean those, right there
       G5       D5         G5   D5
I dont know and I dont care
    G5                             D5
Do you want the blonde or the brunette
      GG5                       C5
Or the one with the long, red hair
      G5    D5            G5
I dont know and I dont care

2nd Chorus:
         C5
I dont know what her name is
         G5
I dont know where she learned to kiss
        C5                              D5   C5  E5
I dont know if that her boyfriend over there
    D5       G5    D5  G5  C5  G5  D5  G5  D5
And I dont care

   G5                  D5
Is 4 oclock in the morning
     G5             C5
Too late to drink beer
      G5   D5             G5
I dont know and I dont care

3rd Chorus:
         C5
I dont know the last time I ate
         G5
I dont know how Im still awake
         C5                              D5   C5  E5  D5
I dont know how long a man can live on beer
         C5
I dont know where I left my phone
         G5
I dont know when were going home
        C5                               D5   C5  E5
I dont know if Ive still got a job up there
    D5       G5    C5
And I dont care
        G5   D5
I dont know
         G5    C5   G5
I dont care