(No guitar)
G5
Fred
G5
Hes a 6 year old brat
C5
Hes got a voice to match
D5
Not anyone can do that

(Guitar starts)
G5
Fred
G5
Da-da-da-dont you love the Internet
C5
Just as much as your fans
D5
Love the kindergarten
C5            D5         G5      A5          C5             D5
Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids
C5            D5     G5
Brainwashed and unhappy
A5                 C5            G5
But thats okay because you're so cool

G5
Friday night
G5
I was chilling at the mall
C5
At my favorite Gothic shop
D5
Thats when my heart stopped

G5
Fred
G5
Oh mother hacking Fred
C5                                          D5
Am I going insane or am I the only one who's sane?

C5      D5                G5
Fred you're driving me crazy
A5            C5          D5
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
C5             D5      G5
Brainwashed and unhappy                                                     
D5                                           D5
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny? 
D5
Am I supposed to find this funny?
D5
This isnt funny

Instrumental:

G5 -- - A5 - G5 -- - G5 - C5 --- - C5 - D5

G5
Fred
G5
Hes a 6 year old brat
C5
And he wont stop at that
D5
Until he takes over the world