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G5
I've got a kid
    B5
His name is Scott
     C5
He's goin' blind
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And his blood just will not clot
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The doctors line in rows
          
To stick tubes up Scotty's nose
 G5  
There is the field
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Where Scotty used to play
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Until Ortho Orange Number 42
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Was dumped in it one day
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I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
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Just me and God
 C5               D5
Watchin' Scotty die
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Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G5    B5     C5
Watchin' Scotty die.

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The chemical plant across the street
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Leaves off steam that colours our white sheets
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It's been happening for years
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Now I'm crying rainbow tears
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One day my dog went out to play
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Instead of grey he came back coloured yellow
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The chemical men said stay mellow
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It happens all the time
                      E5
Now Scotty's skin is lime
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I think it's so funny

I laugh until I cry
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Just me and God
 C5               D5
Watchin' Scotty die
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Just me and God~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                 G5    B5     C5
Watchin' Scotty die.

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