No one has submitted this song yet, and I think I really got it down.

Intro and Verse: F, E, A, A, D, F

Fwas (133211@1)it a broken arm or collar bone
Eit (022100@1)depended on the week
Aand (x02220@1)me with my black eyes

stitched from head to feet
Duncomfortably (xx0232@1)happy
Fall (133211@1)skinned knees and gapped teeth...

Chorus:
Fand (133211@1)when you taped over
Ga (320003@1)good half of the wedding tape
F (133211@1)                     Gi (320003@1)bet you never thought thundercats

would ever make you cry
Fyou (133211@1)sat in disbelief
Gas (320003@1)lionel made plans to
Fslay (133211@1)the whole wedding party
G (320003@1)                                Fthey're (133211@1)discodancing to their deaths
Eoh, (022100@1)ma, you just don't know it yet

Intro/Verse again

and then the chorus.