Standard tuning.  Strum it however you like.  

Intro:

D5 , E5 , G5 , C5 (x2)


I took the 405 and drove a stake down into your center,
C5          G5        E5                            C5
and stated that it's never ever been better than this.
            A5                        C5                
G5 , C5
  

I hung my favorite shirt on the floorboard, wrinkled up from
C5          G5                    E5                   C5
pulling pushing and tasting, tasting...
                      A5       C5           ( G5 , C5 )



You keep twisting the truth
E5        A5              C5
That keeps me thrown askew.
E5        A5              C5
    .

(Repeat Intro 2x)


Misguided by the 405 'cause it lead me to an alcoholic summer.
C5                 G5             E5                     C5

I missed the exit to your parents' house hours ago.  
             A5                            C5         ( G5 , C5 ) 



Red wine and the cigarettes: hide your bad habits underneath the patio, 
C5                G5                     E5                        C5
patio.. 
A5     C5    ( G5 , C5 )


You keep twisting the truth
E5        A5              C5
That keeps me thrown askew.
E5        A5              C5
You keep twisting the truth
E5        A5              C5
That keeps me thrown askew.
E5        A5              C5

(Repeat Intro 4x)