(intro 2x) E D A  

       E                   D       A
If you think you can, well come on man
        E              D   A
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E               D     A
No more of your fairy stories
E               D     A
'Cause I got my other worries.

D        A
53rd and 3rd
G               A
Standing on the street
D        A
53rd and 3rd
    G                A
I'm tryin' to turn a trick
D        A
53rd and 3rd
           G              A
You're the one they never pick
D        A
53rd and 3rd
         G             A
Don't it make you feel sick?

      E                   D       A
If you think you can, well come on man
        E              D   A
I was a Green Beret in Vietnam
E               D     A
No more of your fairy stories
E               D     A
'Cause I got my other worries.

D        A
   53rd and 3rd
G               A
Standing on the street
D        A
53rd and 3rd
    G                A
I'm tryin' to turn a trick
D        A
53rd and 3rd
           G              A
You're the one they never pick
D        A
53rd and 3rd
         G             A
Don't it make you feel sick?

B                  A
Then I took out my razor blade
B               A
Then I did what God forbade
G                A
Now the cops are after me
G                     A
But I proved that I'm no sissy.

E        B
53rd and 3rd
A               B
Standing on the street
E        B
53rd and 3rd
    A                B
I'm tryin' to turn a trick
E        B
53rd and 3rd
           A              B
You're the one they never pick
E        B
53rd and 3rd
         A             B
Don't it make you feel sick?

( E D A )  (4x) 

1, 2, 3, 4

E          D A
53rd & 3rd       (8x)