Not sure why this song wasn't posted in the original key before. This is just as 
it is on "War Elephant."

Bm (x24432@1)name="chord_320003@1">G

Bm (x24432@1)                                           GWell, (320003@1)they said, it was the cheapest fare at this time of year
         Bm (x24432@1)                           GAnd (320003@1)they said, It's nice and safe, you got nothing to fear
           Bm (x24432@1)      D (xx0232@1)          GSo (320003@1)I will take this old plane to get to you
             Bm (x24432@1)      D (xx0232@1)          GYes, (320003@1)I will take this old plane to get to you

Twenty minutes late the plane crashes down
And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown
And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track
I said, why the hell not and I jump on the back
And I will take this old train to get to you
Yes, I will take this old train to get to you

She said, get off my train you dirty hobo
And I tried to explain but it was a no go
It was a no go for this hobo
He said for fifty bucks I could take it
He was sure that this lemon could make it
So I will take this old car to get to you
Yes, I will take this old car to get to you
(He said you could take it)

Couple miles out of this old part of town
My engine explodes with a horrible sound
But I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you
Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you