Album: Everything Sucks, 1996

Couldn't find this anywhere, so I had a go at figuring it out. I think it's pretty 
close, but corrections are welcome. Great song, so enjoy.

Oh, and I play E5 as 022x00 - basically Em with the G string muted :)

DI'm (xx0232@1)the one 
      G (320003@1)              E5I've (022xxx@1)been here for you all along
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one
        G (320003@1)                 E5Whose (022xxx@1)shoulder you've been crying on

DNice (xx0232@1)guys finish last
G (320003@1)                            E5No (022xxx@1)one knows as good as me
       DWe're (xx0232@1)just good friends
         G (320003@1)                      E5And (022xxx@1)you come to me for sympathy
     G (320003@1)              AYou (x02220@1)tell me that I'm not your type
  G (320003@1)              A (x02220@1)  
Still you call me late at night 
  G (320003@1)           A (x02220@1)      
Every time he picks a fight 
 F# (244322@1)                             GAfter (320003@1)all he's said and all he's done...

DI'm (xx0232@1)the one 
      G (320003@1)              E5I've (022xxx@1)been here for you all along
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one
        G (320003@1)                 E5Whose (022xxx@1)shoulder you've been crying on

DHe's (xx0232@1)a total dick
            G (320003@1)                           E5That's (022xxx@1)the truth and you know I'm right 
      DFrom (xx0232@1)everything you say
            G (320003@1)                         E5There's (022xxx@1)no way he'll ever do you right 
     G (320003@1)             AYou (x02220@1)love a man who treats you wrong
      G (320003@1)                 
You think you'll change him 
 ABut (x02220@1)you're wrong
       G (320003@1)           AHe'll (x02220@1)use you he'll say so long
F# (244322@1)                              GAfter (320003@1)all he's said and all he's done

DI'm (xx0232@1)the one 
      G (320003@1)              E5I've (022xxx@1)been here for you all along
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one
        G (320003@1)                 E5Whose (022xxx@1)shoulder you've been crying on

F#m (244222@1)                                GI'm (320003@1)the one who wants you more than anything
    F#m (244222@1)                                     GYou (320003@1)don't feel the same way, you've made it clear to me 
          F#m (244222@1)               G (320003@1)
But I'll stand my ground and maybe
       F#m (244222@1)                GYou'll (320003@1)hear what I've been saying
F# (244322@1)                              GAfter (320003@1)all I've said and all I've done

DI'm (xx0232@1)the one 
      G (320003@1)              E5I've (022xxx@1)been here for you all along
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one
        G (320003@1)                 E5Whose (022xxx@1)shoulder you've been crying on
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one 
      G (320003@1)              E5I've (022xxx@1)been here for you all along
         DI'm (xx0232@1)the one
        G (320003@1)                 E5Whose (022xxx@1)shoulder you've been crying on
         D--- (hold)
I'm the one