Intro: C5 G5 D5 Bb5 A5 G5 Verse1: C5 G5 Barney works down at the A&P, drives a baby blue AMC D5 G5 ain't missed a day of work in 13 years, he's a fire dept. volunteer C5 he's got a yard that's always just been mowed G5 collected stamps since he was 10 years old D5 you never seen a more regular guy, G5 but when the sun goes down on Friday night G5 C5 slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave G5 puts on his Elvis jacket custom made G5 D5 gets in his patent leather zebra boots G5 fires up his Super Sport Malibu G5 C5 he burns that rubber 'cross the county line G5 a honky tonkin' fool 'til closing time G5 D5 you oughta see him metamorphosize G5 from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde (4 bars intro) Verse2: Monday morning it's a suit and tie, attention shoppers there's a two for one buy Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel, makes his rounds in the Bookmobile he's got a Wednesday night canasta game Thursday's a tourney at the bowling lanes his friends would freak out if they only knew the party animal he turns into {Chorus} you oughta see him metamorphosize from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde