Capo 4 C5 , G5 , A5 , F5 

C5               G5                 A5                            F5
Why wont asians have sex whit me, im really good at maths and i love Bruce Lee.

C5                  G5                  A5                        F5
I want you to be my fotunecookie, ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up whit me.


C5                  G5                         A5                F5
Im the kind of guy with a long sexuall past, get so much ass my cock needs a cast. 
C5                   G5               A5                      F5
Sex all the time it gets so messy, i fuck more bitches the uncle jessie.
C5                              G5                 A5
But when it comes to a sertain type of rais you asian girls spraymaisin my 
F5                                       G5                                   
face. 
C5                    G5                   A5
I do not understand what im doing wrong thats why i wrote you asian girls 
F5
this special song.

C5               G5                  A5                      F5          C5 
why wont asians have sex whit me, i play the violin and i love sushi, i
                             G5          A5                        F5   
would like to performe some bukake ohh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


C5                  G5                  A5                              F5
Met my first asian when i was only three first day at nersery her name was 
         C5                      G5                   A5             
kim lee. I crawld over quick to show her my thing, i got more love for her 
                 F5                C5                                G5
than there are people in bejing, im like, whats wrong baby why your being so
          A5                             F5              C5
shitty? At least let me play with your Hello kitty. She said no no no you 
G5     
makin me sick
          A5                            F5      C5            G5      A5 F5
as she gone into her moms suit up honda civic, honda civic hoooonda civic.

C5                       G5               A5                                   
Is it cuz im taller then five three, or is it cuz theres hair on my 
F5      C5                            G5                       A5
body? Is it cuz i dont like to drink sakke whine that you never ever ever 
        F5
love me long time.
C5                        G5                    A5                  F5
Is it cuz im eastern euro...peaan and im not sure if ur japanese chinese or 

korean.

C5                         G5               A5                 
Is it cuz rarely go to the barber that u treat my heart like it was pearl 
F5
harbore.

C5                       G5                     A5                      F5
Just becuz i live in my moms garage there are no happy endings at my asian  
         C5                     G5                         A5
massage. I love you girls from japan and manilla but you run away from me 
          F5
like i was freggin godzilla.
C5                      G5                      A5
If i was fit and a little bit leaner i could maybe kiss the asians at my 
   F5
lokal dry-kleaner.
C5                            G5                    A5
But untill that day happends utill that day comes ill 
                         F5
never get my hand on my asian love.
C5                      G5                  A5                             F5
If you love me baby my love will go far i will even let you ride me like i
was a car.
C5                          G5                       A5
But i will be carefull ill hold on taight cuz i seen you girls drive before 
  F5
and its not a pretty saight.

Cuz your asian.


C5                G5                  A5                         F5   C5
Why wont asians have sex whit me all i really want is asian pussy, i try and 
          G5                      A5                        F5
i try but i never succseed ohhh why wont asian girls ever hook up with me.


C5
Lick my balls....