E5              C5            G5        D5
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright
E5                 C5       G5         D5
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight
E5            C5           G5     D5
We go to her place and we fool around
E5                 C5    G5       D5
We throw all our clothes...to the ground
E5    C5         G5             D5
We begin as she turns out the lights
E5                   C5            G5     D5
I start but feel something so very extra tight
E5          C5      G5       D5
I hear your cry, and i see her frown
E5             C5       G5         D5
I look at the condom , it is all brown

(chorus)
E5           C5
Last Night. oooo
G5                      D5
I stuck it in the wrong hole
E5            C5
I'm so sorry, oooo
         G5             D5
from the bottom of my soul
                                  E5
....cause i stuck it in the wrong hole

(ponte 2x) E5 G5 D5

E5             C5             G5             D5
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
E5       C5                  G5            D5
In my defense those holes are so close together
E5       C5         G5      D5
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
E5                C5      G5                  D5
it's a common accident during doggy, doggy style
E5         C5             G5       D5
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
E5         C5         G5       D5
I had no idea where i put my wood
E5                     C5              G5             D5
I want to make things better want to make things alright
E5                               C5        G5                      D5
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

E5           C5
Last Night. oooo
    G5                   D5
I stuck it in the wrong hole
E5            C5
I'm so sorry, oooo
         G5             D5
from the bottom of my soul

(bridge)
E5
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
   D5
I guess thats why G-d made that hole not for inserting
E5
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause
       D5
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
E5
Maybe take some advit, your pain it will fix
         D5
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics
E5
If this was Alabama we would be on trial,
        D5
Thats how my mom took my temperature as a child (with a thermometer)

(verse)
E5             C5               G5        D5
I've got a confession, and I think you mind
E5       C5                   G5        D5
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
E5        C5           G5       D5
I don't know baby, I'm no Sodomite
E5            C5       G5      D5
Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Alright!

(chorus)
F#5          D5
Every night oooo
    A5                   E5
I stick it in the wrong hole
F#5              D5
It's so much fun,oooo
        A5                      E5
and we don't need no birth control
                               F#5
When we stick it in the wrong hole.