EPeople (022100@1)are a waste of food

       G#mYou'll (133111@4)never hear the end

       EThey're (022100@1)only ever happy

       G#mWhen (133111@4)they're burying their friends

          A (x02220@1)  A (x02220@1)  AAnd (x02220@1)they take take take

                       EBut (022100@1)they never take a hint

    F#mThe (244222@1)ice caps getting skinny

              AStill (x02220@1)they're not concerned

                  EThey're (022100@1)very near extinct

People are a waste of food

    G#mThe (133111@4)end is nearly nigh

        EThey've (022100@1)always said the sky would fall

     G#mNow (133111@4)it is you have to wonder why

               A (x02220@1)  A (x02220@1)  AYou (x02220@1)want to shrink your stinky footprint?

               EGet (022100@1)your tubes tied

   F#mOr (244222@1)even better yet

    AGo (x02220@1)commit suicide

                          EThey (022100@1)can't say you didn't try

    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- my,

       DWell (xx0232@1)i hear the sound of horses' hooves

         ACome (x02220@1)the middle of the night

    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- my,

    DIts (xx0232@1)time to get your gun license


I see four horsemen riding through

  EA (022100@1)cold and endless night

If money is the root of evil

        G#mFear (133111@4)of death is worse

     EThis (022100@1)mortal coil is not a test

    G#mAnd (133111@4)you can't hide in a purse

               A (x02220@1)  A (x02220@1)  A (x02220@1)               ESo (022100@1)don't go casting no dispersions in the street

           F#m'Cause (244222@1)the half the world that starves

               AWill (x02220@1)know the half you're in

                    EDoes (022100@1)not deserve to eat

    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- my,

       DWell (xx0232@1)i hear the sound of horses' hooves

     ACome (x02220@1)the middle of the night


    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- my,

     DIt's (xx0232@1)time to get your gun license


I see four horsemen riding through

  EA (022100@1)cold and endless night

People are a waste of food

      G#mDon't (133111@4)bother learning Chinese

      EThou (022100@1)shalt find oneself perturbed

    G#mBy (133111@4)less verbose calamities

                 A (x02220@1)  A (x02220@1)  AJust (x02220@1)get some Heinz baked beans,

             EA (022100@1)12 gauge, bandolier and tinned dog food

      F#mWe'll (244222@1)eat your dog, bury our dead

       AOr (x02220@1)eat them instead

                      EThat's (022100@1)entirely up to you

    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- my,

  D (xx0232@1)                                      AI (x02220@1)hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night

    C#m (x13321@4)     G#mAnd (133111@4)oh------- Why,

           DWell, (xx0232@1)from now on 'til your grandkids finally get what you deserve


I'm going to be stuck here with you wookies


Eating fortune cookies

               EUntil (022100@1)my guts churn



I think this is pretty right. There may be an alternative to the F#m. If there is 
it with another tab.
Thanks Tim