#tabbed by Collin B.

Oh god-oh-oh
A                   D
How did i get here, i do not know
               E
I just woke up at this strange show
A
This woman's clearly out of her mind
D                         E
She's covered in shit and high as a kite


A
La la la la la, la la la la la
D               E
la la la la la, la la la
(repeat)


A
Don't have no phone, no numbers by heart
D                      E
Hope that my husband has had a head start
A
Don't tell my father, don't tell my mother
D                               E
They'd die to claim me, way too fun was their daughter


D                    E
Oh in these stairs a holding cell
D                E
Soon i'll be in county jail
(repeat)


A     E         G
Someone tell my baby
A          E                 G
Or else he won't know i need saving
(repeat)


A
la la la la la, la la la la la
D              E
la la la la la, la la la
(repeat)


D                  E
in these stairs a holding cell
D                E
soon i'll be in county jail
(repeat)


A     E          G
someone tell my baby
A          E                 G
Or else he won't know i need saving
(repeat three more times)