Intro:  Alternate  Ab5  and B5 chords

Ab5 / / / B5  Ab5 / / B5

        C#5
Selling exes down the river
      Eb5             B5
every Katie's got her price
        C#5       
and the details make you shiver
         Eb5            B5                          C#5
but it's hard to escape when your head is stuck in vice
                               Eb5            B5
because nothing matters in the self obsessive age
           C#5                     
where they dare you not to notice
         Eb5          B5                F#5     Ab5
but it's everywhere in shocking colour on the page

CHORUS

B5      E5   Ab5
In the magazine
B5       E5      Ab5
staring out at me
B5      E5   C#5
out of my TV
E5     A5        C#5
other people's lives
E5   A5     C#5
pixelated lives
E5         A5         F#5
just like yours and mine

      C#5    
Every weekend i bear witness
       Eb5       B5
to the social suicides
       C#5            
to the thief who stays for breakfast
       Eb5          B5                    C#5
to the poster child screwing everybody's wife

Yeah it's just a story
       Eb5              B5
but it keeps me hanging on
        C#5
for the needy soul,
                  Eb5
the glory hole confessional
    B5               F#5     Ab5
I got to see what's going down

B5      E5   Ab5
In the magazine
B5       E5     Ab5
staring out at me
B5      E5   C#5
out of my TV
E5     A5        C#5
other people's lives
E5   A5     C#5
pixelated lives
E5         A5         F#5
just like yours and mine

BRIDGE:

C#5 - A5 ? E5 ? Ab5

         C#5          A5 ? E5 ? Ab5
Read the headlines...
         C#5     A5 ? E5 ? Ab5
hear the siren
         C#5 - A5 - E5 - Ab5    C#5 - A5 - E5 - Ab5                                           
i'm re-united. out of rehab. 
  C#5 - A5 - E5 - Ab5
again

C#5 - Eb5 - B5
C#5 - Eb5
      It's everywhere
     B5                 F#5       Ab5
it's shocking colour   on the page

CHORUS # 2

END:  C#5 - A5 ? E5 ? Ab5