Note: Where Am , vary between these two chords:

e | -0--0-- | 
B | -1--1-- | 
G | -2--0-- | 
D | -2--0-- | 
A | -0--0-- | 
E | ------- | 


Intro: A5


Verse progression:

   A5                                           E5
When the time comes to documentary what we did here

        G5                                 A5
The transcription won't really be that hard

      A5
'Cos i'm a woman eating monster

E5
With a suitcase full of fire

           G5                      A5
And pink flamingos decorate my yard

           G5                         A5
Yeah! Pink flamingos decorate my yard!

         A5                                                            E5
Do you remember that young girl who did all those things with her body?

           G5                                             A5
Yeah, I guess you could say it was me who gave her her start!

       A5                                           E5
I hear she's working for President Clinton the way she used to work for me

       G5                                      A5
But my pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart

           G5                               A5
My pink flamingos keep pecking at her heart!

Chorus progression:

   G5           C5    D5 D5 D5 
D5
And they never fly away

G5         C5             D5 D5 D5 
D5
In my front yard they stay

A5                             C5
And, baby I sometimes find it odd

E5                               ( F#5 G5 root notes)           
           A5
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!

Repeat chorus progression again

Verse progression

Now there's a crowd outside demanding my resignation
And a policeman about to draw his gun
Seems I've lost this battle
But the war has just begun
'Cos my pink flamingos will outlive everyone
Yeah my pink flamingos will outlive everyone!


Chorus progression

And they never fly away
In my front yard they stay
And, you know, baby
I sometimes find it odd
You've got to climb the statue of the demon to get closer to God!