F (133211@1)                      AI (x02220@1)can't help being depressed
                        DmWhen (xx0231@1)I look down at my chest
                              C (x32010@1)                    FOh (133211@1)yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent    
F (133211@1)                  AHow (x02220@1)can I ever compete With 34 double D's?

F (133211@1)                  AAnd (x02220@1)I'm rollin my eyes
                        DmWhen (xx0231@1)I look down at my thighs
                              CThey (x32010@1)might as well tape everything that I eat,
            Fto (133211@1)my legs. 
I am too broke for the knife
AToo (x02220@1)lazy to exercise
DmBut (xx0231@1)if I had hazel eyes
CMaybe (x32010@1)I could be fly.

FIf (133211@1)I had no cellulite
ABig (x02220@1)breasts and pockets real wide
DmThen (xx0231@1)maybe I
     CMaybe (x32010@1)I, I,
I could be so fly.
FAnd (133211@1)if I had a small waist
AI'd (x02220@1)make the boys go insane
DmAnd (xx0231@1)maybe I
     Cmaybe (x32010@1)I, I,
I could be so fly.
F, A, Dm, C
So fly [3x]

Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.

Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly [6x]

F (133211@1)                   ASo (x02220@1)basically all I need
                        DmIs (xx0231@1)to be everything but me
Colored contacts
            CLiposuction (x32010@1)And breast implants
F (133211@1)                             ASomehow (x02220@1)that don't make much sense
                      DmI (xx0231@1)must be out of my head
                     C (x32010@1)           
If I think, that I am governed by material things.

So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
not if it costs you a dime.

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I
I could be so fly.
If I had no cellulite
the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly

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