F5                        A5
I can't help being depressed
                        D5
When I look down at my chest
                              C5                      F5
Oh yes, my chest it might as well be nonexistent    
F5                    A5
How can I ever compete With 34 double D's?

F5                    A5
And I'm rollin my eyes
                        D5
When I look down at my thighs
                              C5
They might as well tape everything that I eat,
            F5
to my legs. 
I am too broke for the knife
A5
Too lazy to exercise
D5
But if I had hazel eyes
C5
Maybe I could be fly.

F5
If I had no cellulite
A5
Big breasts and pockets real wide
D5
Then maybe I
     C5
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
F5
And if I had a small waist
A5
I'd make the boys go insane
D5
And maybe I
     C5
maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
F5 , A5 , D5 , C5
So fly [3x]


Now listen
I've got a beautiful soul
But only 4 people know
They've known me since I was 10
Beauty did not matter then.

Now that I'm 20 all that matters
Is sex cars and money
I ain't got none of the three
So basically, I am invisible to all of the fellas
And I sit at home jealous
There was no golden ticket
In my chocolate today.

And worst of all
I'm reminded in the cruelest ways
Of how I don't look and I should look
And that's why I say...

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
I'd make the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.
So fly [6x]


F5                     A5
So basically all I need
                        D5
Is to be everything but me
Colored contacts
            C5
Liposuction
And breast implants
F5                               A5
Somehow that don't make much sense
                      D5
I must be out of my head
                     C5             
If I think, that I am governed by material things.

So I decided that I'm
The definition of fly
And if you want to know why
I know what money can't buy
Don't go believing the hype
There's no runway in the sky
And no way you could be fly
not if it costs you a dime.

If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I
I could be so fly.
If I had no cellulite
the boys go insane
And maybe I
Maybe I, I,
I could be so fly