D5 Step right up Bb5 We bring to you the finest entertainment A5 And I am pleased to be your humble servant D5 A5 Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality D5 Step right up Bb5 We've something here for everyone's enjoyment A5 I do this as a gift, not for employment D5 A5 A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity D5 A5 Come see our girls, crazy girls D5 D5 A5 If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride E5 B5 Those girls, crazy girls D5 A5 D5 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D5 A5 Tickets cheap, it's a crime D5 D5 A5 And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime E5 A5 D5 To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time E5 A5 D5 Come see the girls, girls, girls D5 E5 Some of them are really quite attractive as you see A5 D5 Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree E5 A5 D5 While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me E5 A5 But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule D5 E5 You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye A5 D5 And that one, let's just keep walking by E5 A5 D5 These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply E5 A5 D5 Grab another cup of tea, and follow me D5 A5 To see our girls, crazy girls D5 D5 A5 If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride E5 B5 Those girls, crazy girls D5 A5 D5 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D5 A5 Tickets cheap, it's a crime D5 D5 A5 And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime E5 A5 D5 To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time E5 A5 D5 Come see the girls, girls, girls D5 E5 Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide E5 A5 D5 For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide. Quiet down! You, sir? D5 E5 If insanity's primarily a femininish malady, A5 D5 And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact, E5 A5 D5 Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics? E5 A5 Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract? D5 E5 It?s all to do with reproductive organs A5 D5 Which are naturally unstable in a dame E5 A5 D5 You see, from lunar we have lunacy and lunatic and loony E5 A5 And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony D5 I have a question (shoot!) E5 Has any patient ever been released A5 D5 Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease? E5 A5 D5 For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce E5 A5 So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose D5 A5 Come see the girls, crazy girls D5 D5 A5 If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride E5 B5 Those girls, crazy girls D5 A5 D5 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D5 A5 Tickets cheap, it's a crime D5 D5 A5 And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime E5 A5 D5 To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time E5 A5 D5 Come see the girls, girls, girls Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Except no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, agression, possession, indiscretion, But there's a bloody pill for everything nowadays A5 How big is a lady's brain? E5 E5 D5 It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain E5 This seems just a bit inhumane E5 E5 D5 It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain D5 E5 They're really more like animals than people A5 D5 Which, as we've proven, haven't any souls at all. E5 A5 D5 The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior E5 A5 And these are only useful in a seedy music hall D5 E5 They don't bite, well they might A5 D5 I say this one does look hungry tonight E5 A5 So get your picture with an inmate D5 But be sure she's locked up tight E5 They're practically wild sir A5 Protect your child sir D5 E5 They don't recall the taste of freedom A5 D5 They're just happy if we feed them E5 A5 So point and laugh, it isn't bad D5 They oughtn't mind because they're mad! E5 A5 If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls You're welcome to enjoy D5 A5 Our girls, crazy girls D5 D5 A5 If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride E5 B5 Those girls, crazy girls D5 A5 D5 They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal D5 A5 Tickets cheap, it's a crime D5 D5 A5 And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime E5 A5 D5 To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time E5 A5 D5 Come see the girls, girls, girls E5 A5 D5 I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme E5 A5 D5 So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut E5 A5 Your corsets tight, your morals high D5 Your knitting neat, your yappers shut E5 A5 This is what comes of over-educating, D5 E5 mentally over-stimulating, A5 too much serious conversating, D5 E5 organized religion-hating, A5 sinful over-copulating, D5 E5 marriage without procreating, A5 girl-on-girl caught lesbiating, D5 E5 she was caught while masturbating, A5 they all mind manipulating, D5 E5 chronically hallucinating, A5 certainly there's no debating, D5 E5 some we just find fascinating, A5 women's rights facilitating, D5 E5 independent thought creating, A5 she just may be complicating, D5 D5 get your money out, we're waiting To see those E5 Girls! A5 Girls! D5 Girls!
