These are the most accurate set of chords for this song. 
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-C.

Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)    C (x32010@1)              GMail (320003@1)order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives,
Am (x02210@1)               FHad (133211@1)the ways and means to breach,
C (x32010@1)             GThe (320003@1)borders of easy street,
Em (022000@1)             FAnd (133211@1)to blend right in,
               C (x32010@1)          GWe (320003@1)all surrounded them in a white picket fence,
Em (022000@1)  F (133211@1)     CNow (x32010@1)both ends meet,

F (133211@1)                                          AmSufficed (x02210@1)to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C (x32010@1)                     GFor (320003@1)the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F (133211@1)                                                 AmWhile (x02210@1)between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C (x32010@1)              GThat (320003@1)burns at both our good ends,

Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)     C (x32010@1)             GTwo (320003@1)peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child,
Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)     C (x32010@1)                   GTook (320003@1)one step more and went straight to the source,
Em (022000@1)             FAnd (133211@1)to blend right in,
C (x32010@1)                         GThey (320003@1)opened fire with their rain checks spent 
Em (022000@1)    F (133211@1)   Cto (x32010@1)make ends meet,

F (133211@1)                                          AmSufficed (x02210@1)to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C (x32010@1)                     GFor (320003@1)the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F (133211@1)                                                 AmWhile (x02210@1)between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C (x32010@1)              GThat (320003@1)burns at both our good ends,

Am (x02210@1)   G (320003@1)       F (133211@1)        CGo (x32010@1)on, paint the whole town red,
Am (x02210@1)       G (320003@1)       F (133211@1)            CI'd (x32010@1)rather follow who cleans up the mess,
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1) DAnd (xx0232@1)so I wait,
DheeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEYYYYYY (xx0232@1)BbHeyyyyyyyyy (x1333x@1)FHeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy (133211@1)C (x32010@1)                         GHeeeeeeeyHEYYYYYYEYEYEYEYEYEYEEEEEEEEEEE (320003@1)
F (133211@1)                                          AmSufficed (x02210@1)to say there's a time and a place, so I wait,
        C (x32010@1)                     GFor (320003@1)the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for,
F (133211@1)                                                 AmWhile (x02210@1)between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line,
      C (x32010@1)              GThat (320003@1)burns at both our good ends,

Outro:
Am  G  F  C (let ring)