Guitar 1: Patrick Vaughn Stump
Guitar 2: Joe Trohman

| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note


Intro (guitar 1) (repeatedly):
e----
B-10-
G-7--
D----
A----
D----

Intro (guitar 2):
e-8-7\1-8/10-77777777-|
B---------------------|
G---------------------|
D---------------------|
A---------------------|
D---------------------|

Verse 1 (Mr. Sandman...) (guitar 2 only):
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------| 4x
D---------------------------------0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D---------------------------------0-0-|

Refrain (Does your husband...) (guitar 1):
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-------| 2x
D-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-0-0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------------------------0-0-0-|

Refrain (Does your husband...) (guitar 2) USE POWERCHORDS:
e-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------| 2x
A-8-8-7-10/12-12\10/12\10/12-8-8-7-10/12-12-12-12-|
D-------------------------------------------------|

Chorus (I will never end up like him...) while piano is playing, guitar 1 does this in 
GUITAR):
e-55555555-55555555-55555555-66666666-|
B-66666666-55555555-66666666-66666666-|
G-55555555-55555555-55555555-55555555-| 2x
D-------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|

(The last time you came through...) (guitar 1):
e--------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------|
D-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-| 2x
A-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-|
D-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-|

(The last time you came through...) (guitar 2):
e-17-20-17-20-22-15-17-|
B----------------------|
G----------------------|
D----------------------|
A----------------------|
D----------------------|

Intro 2 (guitar 1):
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-------|
D-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-0-0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------------------------0-0-0-|

Verse 2 (Tempest in a teacup get unique) (guitar 2 only):
e-----------|
B-----------|
G-----------|
D-----------|
A-1-1-0-3/5-|
D-----------|

(Peroxide princess...)
e-----------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------------------|
D-------------0-0---------------------------------0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------0-0---------------------------------0-0-|

(Peroxide princess...) (guitar 1):
e---
B-6-
G-7-
D--- 24x
A---
D---

Refrain (Does your husband...) (guitar 1):
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-------| 2x
D-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-0-0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------------------------0-0-0-|

Refrain (Does your husband...) (guitar 2) USE POWERCHORDS:
e-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------| 2x
A-8-8-7-10/12-12\10/12\10/12-8-8-7-10/12-12-12-12-|
D-------------------------------------------------|

Refrain 2: (Does he, does he know the way to worsip...) (guitar 1):
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-------| 2x
D-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-0-0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------------------------0-0-0-|

Refrain 2: (Does he, does he know the way to worsip...) (guitar 2):
e-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------| 2x
A-8-8-7-10/12-12\10/12\10/12-8-8-7-10/12-12-12-12-|
D-------------------------------------------------|

Chorus (I will never end up like him...) while piano is playing, guitar 1 does this in 
GUITAR):
e-55555555-55555555-55555555-66666666-|
B-66666666-55555555-66666666-66666666-|
G-55555555-55555555-55555555-55555555-| 2x
D-------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------|

(The last time you came through...) (guitar 1):
e--------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------|
D-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-| 2x
A-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-|
D-00000000-22222222-33333333-55555-888-|

(The last time you came through...) (guitar 2):
e-17-20-17-20-22-15-17-|
B----------------------|
G----------------------|
D----------------------|
A----------------------|
D----------------------|

Bridge (Does Your Husband know...):

guitar 1:
e-------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------|
G-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-------| 2x
D-3-3-2-5/7-7\5/7\5/7-3-3-2-5/7-0-0-0-|
A-1-1-0-3/5-5\3/5\3/5-1-1-0-3/5-0-0-0-|
D-------------------------------0-0-0-|

guitar 2:
e-------------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------------|
G-------------------------------------------------|
D-------------------------------------------------| 2x
A-8-8-7-10/12-12\10/12\10/12-8-8-7-10/12-12-12-12-|
D-------------------------------------------------|

Chorus (I will never end up like him...):
e---------------------|
B---------------------|
G-5555-5555------3333-|
D-3333-2222-0000-3333-| 4x
A-3333-3333-0000-1111-|
D-3333-2222-0000------|