Intro
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They opened up a bar called "Living Hell"
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Right from the start it didn't go too well
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They didn't have the vibe or quite the right clientele
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They bought a velvet rope and the door man laughed
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They got robbed blind by half the wait staff
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Six short weeks and they were forced to sell
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Richie and Ruben
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Don't know what they're doin'
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Richie and Ruben
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Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give 'em a dime
They'll blow through your dough
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Just like they blew through mine
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A-whoa a-a-o
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Whoa-o a-a-o
Where did the money go?
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Where did the money go?
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They opened a boutique they called "Degree"
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Together with some kid from F.I.T.
Though later it turned out he never quite
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Got his degree
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Eleven hundred bucks for a ripped up shirt
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That came pre-stained with bleach and black dirt
Seemed just a little bit
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Too steep to me - e - e - - e - e
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Richie and Ruben
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Don't know what they're doin'
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Richie and Ruben
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Are both a little out of their minds
Don't give 'em a dime
They'll blow through your dough
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Just like they blew through mine
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And ever since the seventh grade
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They've been sayin that "we've got it made"
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And I haven't gotten paid
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Gotten paid at all
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A-whoa a-a-o
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Whoa-o A5 - A-o
Where did the money go?
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Where did the money go?
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Richie and Ruben
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Don't know what they're doin'
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Richie and Ruben
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Are both a little
They're both a little
They're both a little
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Out of their minds
(Pause)
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