If you know the tune it should come easy!!!

Fast Rock!
C5 G5 .. D5 A5
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE
A5                           CGDA5      
SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE
A5                                         CGDA5
CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY
A5                               D5
BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE
B5
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE

ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE?

BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE
B5                  E5
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO?
E5                         A5
WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE


CGDA5

A5                                    CGDA5
MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY
A5                                     CGDA5
MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY
A5                                                                           D5
SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY.


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AND DAGMAR 

Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 

I ever saw in my life

WHAT HIS NAME

1,2,3,4

THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF

HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP

And yet he was a beautiful lady

NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE

Lets talk about leather

AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR

Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton

production

WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN

"Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf"

YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL

The story of a demented bread boffer

AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE

Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat

loaf

YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO

then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town

IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN

Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona

AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL

379 pounds of Samoan dynamite

WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN

Volcanic hell

BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW

next Thursday, teen town finest
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BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN
E5
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

THAT'S RIGHT
E5
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

YES, YES
E5
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE

THAT'S RIGHT
E5
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE
C5 G5 .. D5 A5
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST

AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 
A5                                                      CGDA5
YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH
A5                                        CGDA5
WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO
A5                                               D5                                                 D5
YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU
F#5                                                E5                         D5  
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 
F#5                                                 E5                         D5
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 
F#5                                                 E5                          D5
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 

THAT'S WHY I SAY
A5                                                        D5
I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE

CORN HOLE

FIST FUCK                                               4x

WRIST WATCH:CRISCO

PUD!
F#5                                                                               D5
DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   [4X]

AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!
  A5