(Chords tabbed by Albin Liljestrand) 


 C5
(I'm dreaming...) 

           A5 
There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, 
  B5           G5     A5
A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)
  A5        
A baby doll that burps 'n pees;  
  B5       G5        A5
A case of airplane glue!


D5               
There's a hungry plastic troll,
To scarf yo buddy's arm!
There's a box of ugly plastic things marked:
D5      F5        G5
"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" 


          A5  
There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'
           B5       G5       A5  
There's a 'NATION' you can buy!

There's a doll that looks like mommy
           B5   G5        A5
(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)

D5
There's a doll that looks like daddy

(He's a funny little man...

Push a button 'n ask fo money:
          D5      F5      G5
There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) 


              C5
We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission!

Christmas don't make it no more!
                   F5          F5
Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction
F5         F5   
Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) 


          A5         
There's a man who runs the country
          B5       G5        A5
There's a man who tried to think
A5
And they're all made out of plastic
           B5          G5        A5
(When they melt, they start to stink)


          D5    
There's a book with smiling children,

Nearly dead with Christmas joys

And smiling in his office
       D5         F5      G5
is the creep who makes 'the toys'


( C5 and C5 )

(They got this car, when it hits the wall, you can see the guy dying
You got little plastic pools of blood
Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho (I'm dreaming...)
...intestines...you can see right into his stomach...
There's this other thing, I...
I got bombs, I got rockets, I got a, I got a stillson wrench
and comes with a tape recorder...
I got plastic brass knuckles
with sound effects
We got a '39 Chevy...