Kilojules by Freelance Whales

Not sure if it's 100% accurate but it sounds about right

G (320003@1)                                                    CWell (x32010@1)I've been making some cold calculations regarding our body heat
It's not easy, believe me

GYou (320003@1)liken me to a vampire
                         CMy (x32010@1)left hand was wearing fake plastic teeth, all winter
I've taken you for all you were worth

C (x32010@1)                                     DWell (xx0232@1)I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
GWell (320003@1)I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
C (x32010@1)                                       DLate (xx0232@1)nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track
GSo (320003@1)I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet

GShoot (320003@1)me one of those glances I need to interpret
                  CI've (x32010@1)been feeling well-rested and healthy

C (x32010@1)                                      DWell (xx0232@1)I'm afraid I'm not qualified to do any of these things for you
GWell (320003@1)I'm afraid I'm not gonna give you back any of those kilojoules
C (x32010@1)                                      DLate (xx0232@1)nights and weekends our hearts only walk slowly on the local track
GSo (320003@1)I've arranged for your phobias to be performed by a string quartet