A (x02220@1) DOn (xx0232@1)a steamer bound for Baltimore
E (022100@1) AI (x02220@1)said, that's no fun, I've been there before
A (x02220@1) DSo (xx0232@1)I jumped ship in Singapore
E (022100@1) AWith (x02220@1)a cook from Mexico
A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)a bowl of shark-fin soup
E (022100@1) ADucked (x02220@1)into a bar for a couple a scoops
A (x02220@1) DPlayed (xx0232@1)some Texas-stud with a circus troop
E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they cleaned me out of dough
EThey (022100@1)cleaned me out of dough
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) AIt'll (x02220@1)get 'em every time
A (x02220@1) DAt (xx0232@1)dawn they all went back to bed
E (022100@1) AI (x02220@1)went to Borneo instead
A (x02220@1) DHad (xx0232@1)a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head
E (022100@1) AWith (x02220@1)the Sultan of Brunei
A (x02220@1) DHad (xx0232@1)a small bit of a seizure
E (022100@1) AOn (x02220@1)the way to Micronesia
A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)a bad case of amnesia
E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)forgot to say goodbye
EForgot (022100@1)to say goodbye
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) AIt'll (x02220@1)get 'em every time
AStopped (x02220@1)in Tajikistan on the way to Iran
ATook (x02220@1)a break in Jamaica to work on my tan
ASwam (x02220@1)from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou
AI (x02220@1)climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru
AHad (x02220@1)a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen
AShe's (x02220@1)good with a stick, if you know what I mean
AI (x02220@1)once had a job riding bulls in Montana
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)taught Jimi Hendrix the Star-Spangled Banner
AI've (x02220@1)been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)know how to fly, but I won't tell you how
AI've (x02220@1)been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau
A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)know how to fly, but I won't tell you how
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) AIt'll (x02220@1)get 'em every time
A (x02220@1) DBought (xx0232@1)an ice cold Coca-Cola
E (022100@1) AFrom (x02220@1)a Congolese high-rollah
A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)deported from Angola
E (022100@1) ATo (x02220@1)a castle on the Rhine
A (x02220@1) DAsk (xx0232@1)anyone that knew me
E (022100@1) AThe (x02220@1)Emir of Bahrain sued me
A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)was in a Blockbuster movie
E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I didn't make a dime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) AIt'll (x02220@1)get 'em every time
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime
A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story
D (xx0232@1) AIt'll (x02220@1)get 'em every time
