Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret

hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7.  The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing.  The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
 slow strum, hit each string one at a time.  Same with the chords in the bridge

Intro - C F Dsus2 G(stop)

C (x32010@1)          F (133211@1)                  Dsus2You (xx0230@1)text at three in the morning 
            G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)you misspell my name
               F (133211@1)                        Dsus2You (xx0230@1)slept with half my friends on Facebook
            G (320003@1)                CAnd (x32010@1)most of them think you are lame
             F (133211@1)                    Dsus2You (xx0230@1)say that with me it's different
             G (320003@1)           CAnd (x32010@1)your not that big of a dick
              F (133211@1)                          Dsus2When (xx0230@1)you disappear it's cause you're busy
                G (320003@1)               AmNot (x02210@1)'cause your with some other chick

            Em (022000@1)        AmI (x02210@1)know that this may be uncool
              Em (022000@1)         GBut (320003@1)I want to tell you the truth


Chorus
C (x32010@1)                  FMy (133211@1)self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 (xx0230@1)        GIt's (320003@1)close but not quite there
C (x32010@1)                F (133211@1)                  Dsus2Need (xx0230@1)time to get a little more rejected
                     G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)  Dsus2Then (xx0230@1)you and I could make an awesome pair
  G (320003@1)                    C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)Dsus2G(stop) (xx0230@1)A totally awesome pair

C (x32010@1)         F (133211@1)               Dsus2I (xx0230@1)seem like your perfect target
               G (320003@1)            CLike (x32010@1)I've been lonely for too long
                        F (133211@1)            Dsus2You (xx0230@1)think I haven't had sex in forever
          G (320003@1)                  CAnd (x32010@1)I'll admit that you're not wrong
             F (133211@1)                 Dsus2But (xx0230@1)I would rather have nothing
                G (320003@1)         CThan (x32010@1)this crap, let me reaffirm
                      F (133211@1)                    Dsus2I (xx0230@1)wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            G (320003@1)              AmAnd (x02210@1)the antidote was in your sperm

             Em (022000@1)         AmI (x02210@1)know that this may be uncool
              Em (022000@1)         GBut (320003@1)I want to tell you the truth


C (x32010@1)                  FMy (133211@1)self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 (xx0230@1)        GIt's (320003@1)pretty close but not quite there
C (x32010@1)                F (133211@1)                  Dsus2Need (xx0230@1)time to get a little more desperate
                     G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)  Dsus2Then (xx0230@1)you and I could make an awesome pair
  G (320003@1)                    C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)Dsus2G(stop) (xx0230@1)A totally awesome pair


Bridge

Am (x02210@1)          EmWe (022000@1)could last forever
         F (133211@1)             CYou (x32010@1)just have to give me time
   Am (x02210@1)               CTo (x32010@1)learn to deal with bullshit
     F (133211@1)    GAnd (320003@1)blatant lies
        C (x32010@1)        GBut (320003@1)for now... for now


C (x32010@1)                  FMy (133211@1)self-esteem's not low enough to date you
Dsus2 (xx0230@1)        GIt's (320003@1)so close but not quite there
C (x32010@1)                F (133211@1)                  Dsus2Need (xx0230@1)time to get a little more wasted
                     G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)  Dsus2Then (xx0230@1)you and I could make an awesome pair
  G (320003@1)                    C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)Dsus2G(stop) (xx0230@1)A totally awesome pair