Standard Tuning, capo 2nd fret

hints: try to mute your high E string when playing the Dsus2, and you can
can also alternate between G and G7.  The strum is kind of a quick shuffle
type thing.  The G's at the end of the chorus and the intro are played as a
 slow strum , hit each string one at a time.  Same with the chords in the bridge

Intro - C5 F5 D5 G5 (stop)

C5            F5                    D5
You text at three in the morning 
            G5            C5
And you misspell my name
               F5                          D5
You slept with half my friends on Facebook
            G5                  C5
And most of them think you are lame
             F5                      D5
You say that with me it's different
             G5             C5
And your not that big of a dick
              F5                            D5
When you disappear it's cause you're busy
                G5                 A5
Not 'cause your with some other chick


            E5          A5
I know that this may be uncool
              E5           G5
But I want to tell you the truth

Chorus
C5                    F5
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D5          G5
It's close but not quite there
C5                  F5                    D5
Need time to get a little more rejected
                     G5               C5      F5    D5
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G5                      C5  F5  D5 G5 (stop)
A totally awesome pair


C5           F5                 D5
I seem like your perfect target
               G5              C5
Like I've been lonely for too long
                        F5              D5
You think I haven't had sex in forever
          G5                    C5
And I'll admit that you're not wrong
             F5                   D5
But I would rather have nothing
                G5           C5
Than this crap, let me reaffirm
                      F5                      D5
I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisoned
            G5                A5
And the antidote was in your sperm


             E5           A5
I know that this may be uncool
              E5           G5
But I want to tell you the truth


C5                    F5
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D5          G5
It's pretty close but not quite there
C5                  F5                    D5
Need time to get a little more desperate
                     G5               C5      F5    D5
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G5                      C5  F5  D5 G5 (stop)
A totally awesome pair

Bridge


A5            E5
We could last forever
         F5               C5
You just have to give me time
   A5                 C5
To learn to deal with bullshit
     F5      G5
And blatant lies
        C5          G5
But for now... for now


C5                    F5
My self-esteem's not low enough to date you
D5          G5
It's so close but not quite there
C5                  F5                    D5
Need time to get a little more wasted
                     G5               C5      F5    D5
Then you and I could make an awesome pair
  G5                      C5  F5  D5 G5 (stop)
A totally awesome pair