intro - C5 , A5 , F5 , G5

C5                  A5
Pat Robertson once said,
G5                     F5
"It's a long downward slide
C5                             A5
That'll lead to legalizing sex with ducks
G5                       F5
If two men can stand side by side"

C5                  A5
God, I hope he's right
G5                                D5
'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful
A5                 G5
Gonna find myself a duck
D5
And legally do
F5
Something awful (awful, awful)


C5              A5
Ducks, sex with ducks
F5                  G5
We'll do it in the rain
C5             A5
Ducks, yeah, ducks
F5                    G5
Got those wet feet on my brain
D5                            G5
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
A5                             D5
Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle
F5                     G5
It's a feeling I can't name
D5                          F5
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
F5                C5
Are one and the same

Gonna goose that goose
Gonna quack that swan
Gonna rubber my duckie all night long
Gonna whack that Mallard
Until its feathers plume
Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room
Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you
Dive into your gold until you say
DuckTales, whoo hoo

Ducks, sex with ducks
We'll do it in the rain
Ducks, yeah, ducks
Those feathered bodies are insane
We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle
I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle
It's a feeling I can't name
When sex with ducks and gay marriage
Are one and the same
One and the same
One and the same