Intro {D,G,D,G}

D (xx0232@1)              GEveryone (320003@1)knows marijuana's dangerous.
   D (xx0232@1)            GMedical (320003@1)pot is really strong.
        D (xx0232@1)                 GThat's (320003@1)why it's so hard in California,
    Dto (xx0232@1)get your weed card,
   G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)       Gunless (320003@1)something's really wrong.   {D,G,D,G}
 
  D (xx0232@1)             GGonna (320003@1)pay a visit to my doctor. 
  D (xx0232@1)                    GIt's (320003@1)a long shot but I gotta try. 
      D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)            GShe (320003@1)hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify. 
 A (x02220@1)                              (A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
      D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)    GA (320003@1)Government supply to get legally high.

REFRAIN:

Em (022000@1)     A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G (320003@1)       Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1)      Dhardly (xx0232@1)ever OK always but it's not an
 G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)           Aaddiction (x02220@1)cause my doctor gave me,
        DA (xx0232@1)prescription.

{G,D,G}

Verse: {D,G,D,G}
 
  D (xx0232@1)                        G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety, 
  D (xx0232@1)                      G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)        Gespecially (320003@1)for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity. 
     D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)     GToo (320003@1)fat too thin either way you win.
 D (xx0232@1)                   G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)          GHeart (320003@1)dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.
   D (xx0232@1)                 G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)          GFatigue, (320003@1)depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.

A (x02220@1)                                   (A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. 
         D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)                  D (xx0232@1)       GIt's (320003@1)a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.

REFRAIN:

Em (022000@1)     A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G (320003@1)       Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1)      Dhardly (xx0232@1)ever OK always but it's not an
 G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)           Aaddiction (x02220@1)cause my doctor gave me,
        DA (xx0232@1)prescription. {G,D,G}

Dm (xx0231@1)Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,
  {Dm}
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, 
   {Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

Am (x02210@1)Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
            F (133211@1)which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
       D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)    G (320003@1)It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.

REFRAIN:

Em (022000@1)     A (x02220@1)              D (xx0232@1)Weed card,  that's what I need 
   G (320003@1)       Em (022000@1) A (x02220@1)      Dhardly (xx0232@1)ever OK always but it's not an
 G (320003@1)            Em (022000@1)           Aaddiction (x02220@1)cause my doctor gave me,
        DA (xx0232@1)prescription.